Our Services

*

Our Services *

What we offer

🐝 Wasp Removal

We offer affordable wasp removal services with a focus on safety—for you and for us. To help us assess the situation before we arrive, please provide the following:

  • Hive Location: Where is it? (e.g., under gutters, in a tree, shrub, attic, shed, etc.)

  • Height: How high off the ground is it? (So we know if we’ll need ladders, poles... or jetpacks)

  • Size Estimate: About how big is it? (Baseball, basketball, watermelon, car... bus? Please don’t say bus.)

    🔥 Flamethrowers not included. Yet.

  • Photos (if safe!): If you can safely snap a picture from a distance, we’d appreciate it. No unnecessary ouchies, please.

We’ll review the info and get back to you with an estimated quote and plan of action. 🧑‍🚀🐝

🍯 Local Raw Honey

Our honey is raw, unpasteurized, and as fresh as it gets—straight from our hives to your table. While honey production depends on the bees (they don’t rush for anyone), we occasionally have small batches available.

When in stock, each jar is:

  • Uncapped by hand

  • Spun to separate honey from comb

  • Filtered through a double mesh to remove wax bits (and keep those tasty bees out!)

Let us know if you’re interested, and we’ll let you know what’s available. Local pickup only—we keep it personal.

🚪 “Buzz Buzz Ditch” (Not Actually a Service… Probably)

For a substantial fee (and a waiver), we will ding-dong ditch someone and leave 10,000–80,000 bees on their doorstep.

Just kidding. Probably.